felldowntherabbithole:

New Thao. You can even go download it for FREE over on iTunes. 

1. I’m partially color blind. Sometimes I have to hold clothes or whatever up to other colors to make sure they’re the right one.

2. So Ella isn’t my legal first name, but if my dad had had his way I would’ve been named Eleanor after his great-aunt. That, combined with my fascination as a baby with Ella Fitzgerald songs (they made me nap), is why I’ve always been called it. My legal first name came from a children’s book called “The Wolf Who Ate Salad.”

3. I took the SATs an extra time in high school just to see if I could match my older sister’s score.

4. My foot is still partially paralyzed from a motorcycle accident 2 years ago. It’s actually kinda cool, I can’t feel the arch of my foot. I have a 4 foot long rubber band I have to do PT exercises with to keep the muscles from freezing up.

5. Drinking gin turns me into a kleptomaniac.

6. If/When I ever get a dog of my own, I want to name him Wally, after both Wall-E (my favorite Pixar movie) and Walter White from Breaking Bad.

7. I can deal with bugs and killing bugs, but once it’s dead the sight of a dead bug makes me nauseous.

8. My family had a basset hound until I was 3, and it’s name was Moon. So I have an AWESOME first name for that “Porn Star Name” game.

9. You know Angel’s line in Rent about being in the Girl Scouts and Boy Scouts until some brat got scared? Kiiiiinda happened to me too- I was in Girl Scouts for like 3 weeks when I was 9, until the mother of another girl in my troop found out my parents were two gay men. Then things got weird until I quit. To this day, my stepdad calls Girl Scout cookies The Devil’s Sugar Cakes. And with his hardcore southern accent, it sounds terrifying/awesome. 

10.  I really really like puns. All the time. Any time. Pun times are fun times.

theavc:

Our two resident comic book authorities share their opinions on Brian K. Vaughn’s epic Y: The Last Man comic series as one of them catches up with the classic books.

there is nothing more true than this

lucaluca:

mattonlymoore:

Holy shit I will pay any amount of money for this show.

interweber:

CAN THIS BE ON TV ALREADY? 

Screw Fuse, this should debut instead of American Idol.

coreling:

If I had a dollar for every time I’ve felt more emotions towards a fictional character than I do towards people I know in real life, I would probably have enough money to pay for the psychiatric help I obviously need.

The world is a mess and I just need to rule it.

latenightjimmy:

Animal and The Roots! Yes! (More behind the scenes photos here.)

aplacetolovedogs:

World’s Largest Lapdog - Video

Ballerina, you must have seen her dancing in the sand
And now she’s in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand
Looking on, she sings the songs
The words she knows, the tune she hums

comedycentral:

A high point of Barney Frank’s career in Congress or the highest point of Barney Frank’s career in Congress?