comedycentral:

Chris Matthews is totally suckin’ it to support autism programs. Watch Night of Too Many Stars and donate now.

Happy Birthday, Ella!

My dear ninja umbrella Ella,

You are an IRL Noah Mayer and that makes you one of the most wonderful people to ever exist. Because you can deal with crazy assholes like me (shut up, I’m not Luke except when I am) and LITERALLY (yes l i t e r a l l y) everyone in the universe needs someone like you in their life.

I will be forever FOREVER glad that I made the decision to look up Luke/Noah stories on fucking fanfiction.net (seriously what were you doing there you dork) because if I hadn’t I would have never stumbled upon your stories. And then stalked the crap out of you until you came to the message boards (lololol remember message boards?) and then eventually twitter.

I love you. And not because you have friends in high places (that helps though #JKJKJK), but because I can talk to you for hours, even when you’re tired. And especially even when you get all southern ha. Because you can rant with the best of them, and when you get all capslocky that’s when I know I succeeded. Because you write Silbs and Gylls fic with me, send me recipes cause I’m poor, know exactly how I feel about XWS, and hum songs when you think no one is listening. :P

Because you have two amazing dads that raised an even more amazing daughter.

SO. So. I made you this photoset with some of your favorite guys. I was trying to go with a T H E M E, but as you can see some of them (*cough* the black and white ones *cough* the one whose name sort of rhymes with rabbit *cough*) weren’t cooperating, so I had to make due. I hope you like, cause you’ve got the best taste and you make me wanna love everything you love tbh.

I hope you have a great birthday, my umbrella, because I can’t think of anyone else who deserves it more than you.

AND WOOPS, AS USUAL, I FAIL AT NOT BEING CORNY. AND SIMPLE. hahahahakjdsfhsakjfasd

Lots of candynecklace thongs, Jake in a “Kiss the Cock” apron, bulldogs, and yes, even bottom!Noah for you today.

I KINDA LOVE YOU. I’D LIKE TO KEEP YOU AROUND.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELLA!!!!!!!  

HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!!!!!!

fuckyeahcuteanimalss:

Goldfish Rapping (by CLAYM8sFilms)

thedailywhat:

Roxbury Twins of the Day: Somewhere in Hollywood, a producer is licking his chops over the idea of Steve & Doug: The Early Years.

[highdefinite]

adventureswithwalle:

Popping bubble wrap.

236/366

dailyotter:

Sea Otter Nellie Stacks Cups

Submitted by gujacq!

thedailywhat:

Interactive Little Friend of the Day: The less said about Staggering Beauty, the better.

Those prone to seizures and loud noises, be warned.

[thanks, kt!]

fuckyeahrannellsandcreel:

Much props for finding the Bachelorette trailer to ElijahKrantz

pootles:

donde esta la biblioteca

animalstalkinginallcaps:

STEVE HOLT!

tvhangover:

Despite a spate of negative press stemming from the firing of creator/showrunner Dan Harmon, NBC’s underdog comedy led the pack overall with six nods, including Best Comedy Series, Best Actor (Joel McHale), Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series (Danny Pudi and Jim Rash) and Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series (Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs). AMC awards-season favorites Breaking Bad and Mad Men, as well as NBC’s Parks and Recreation, followed with five nominations each.

Some other smart picks: Happy Endings, Louie, Awkward, Raising Hope, Suburgatory, Justified, Archer, Bob’s Burgers and Shameless. Isn’t it nice when you actually agree with nominations? But now it’s time to choose a side in the war between Aaron Paul and Giancarlo Esposito for best supporting actor in a drama series. 

GREATEST FILM EVER: The Avengers (1978) trailer (xxx).